Community Post: 15 Weird Things Nicki Minaj Can Do That You Can’t

1. Show up to an award show after party with mile-high, slime-green hair.

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Never even mind the accompanying leather jumpsuit she had on that day.

2. Look like this one day:

And this the next day:

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She is a true wi(g)zard!

3. Casually caress Lil’ Wayne’s pecs while he seemingly growls at her.

4. Allow drake to bestow a kiss upon her head while wrapped in his loving arms.

5. Do this on live TV.

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And receive a variety of reactions like this:

“mhm, yeah, I kinda dig this.”

And this:

“Woooo yeahh!!! Get it gurl!!!”

But also like this:

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“dafuq am I watching?”

6. Grind up against the Biebs while wearing an elaborate tutu.

Careful! Ya better keep an eye out for Selenurrrr!

7. Take the “sexy school girl” look to an entirely new level.

8. Take on the role of a chainmail-wearing-cheetah-policewoman-type figure.

9. Experience a wardrobe malfunction of EPIC proportions and continue doing her thang on stage.

S-L-A-Y.

10. Give a next level stanky stank eye.

11. Deliver motherly advice to Sophia-Grace and Rosie.

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12. Classify this as a “Halloween costume.”

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Which naturally calls for a series of ~sexcii selfiez~.

13. Move her booty like it’s got a mind of its own.

Do not question the booty.

14. Playfully jiggle another woman’s behind.

15. And you know why she can do all these things? Because…

And you’re not.

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